So there’s this girl who was in my class this week. 8 years old, named Bella. Yesterday she was absent, and this was because she was visiting her father on set. Because her father is Mark Ruffalo.
I spent a week supervising Mark Ruffalo’s daughter and didn’t know until the last day of class.
Imagine if mark Ruffalo saw this on tumblr…
What do you mean ‘imagine’? He probably already did
So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.
The Black Widow is Russian.
Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.
Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”
for castielssnowangel, who wanted some cas ‘n’ dean dynamic duo
THIS IS ACTUALLY RIDICULOUS CUTE OKAY
sometimes i think about castiel and all the fuckin junior league demons he has to fight. do you think he ever gets irritated with that? like imagine you are a grown-ass adult man minding your business and you keep getting called out to fight by punk third graders. these demons are brand new they barely remember the declaration of independence. they’re giving castiel all kinds of shit trying to start something and castiel is like, give me a break, i babysat the fuckin dinosaurs
AU where Robin and Barney unexpectedly become parents. Robin’s worried this pregnancy will kill her future as a foreign correspondent, but hey! a woman’s allowed to have both a career and a family, so they take the kid with them and travel anyway. It’s not easy but Barney’s there to help (he’s writing the updated version of the Bro Code anyway, it became a great hit), and their daughter ends up speaking four languages by the time she’s five. They’d spent years worrying their respective fathers had messed them up too badly to make them good parents, but when their teenage daughter hugs them in 2030, thanking them for everything they’ve done for her, they finally understand they couldn’t have been more wrong.